Quotes

An assortment of things heard and said by Mixed Results on their travels.

"Mazel tov cocktails."

"Elvish impersonator."

"The Beavholder"

"Idle worship."

"Wash your neck, Bring dick bread" - Edward

Totally Legitimate Traditional Sayings
"You can in fact drown a horse" - Traditional Corvo Saying

Prior to good note taking or something
God/Lair Actions - Chris Enton/Kolai - Kevin Scoff - AJ Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy Saejin - ZZ Amanda - Willow Shadow - Andrew Felix - Merric Mel Books - Kyle
 * "Necrodance if you want to"
 * "Meaty sharkfist"
 * "You pay for your friend's erection!"
 * "I came here to hear this rat rock" - Archmagnus
 * "mostly truth worthy, mostly capable"
 * "The Holy Steamer and The Temple of Dagan"
 * "Unraisin dead"
 * "Faevor"
 * "Doobie Decimal System"
 * "The Shittering."
 * "The Clittering."
 * "Air Genetics"
 * "Gaping Directory"
 * "So where is your bathroom?"
 * "Layer action."
 * "You don't wanna go in there" *motions to bathroom*
 * "The game of everything is lava but it really is"
 * "This is the third worst thing"
 * "Dingy Out"
 * "Bitches Float"
 * "Caught Fairie-Fire Handed"
 * "Double-Jointed"
 * "I just came, I still have splashes of my mother on me..."
 * "Hashtag Hashhag."
 * "Deep in some sheep."
 * "Orc Titties" - Willow
 * "Well, you're the new archmagus now, flight of stairs."
 * "Let's play Good cop, Same Cop"
 * "Forklore."
 * "Dwarven numerals."
 * "Dwarves are all constructs."
 * "Look to the sky!" -Mel Books

27 July 2020
God/Lair Actions - Chris Enton/Kolai - Kevin Scoff - AJ Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy Saejin - ZZ Amanda - Willow
 * "Well stop doing wisdom-y things"
 * "I have learned things and I don't want to learn anything more"
 * "Hopefully nothing else will need to be drawn.... ever"
 * "Wow you do have a big bonus"
 * "Not dead, recently alive"
 * "I will deal with these in order of hilarity"
 * "cause you know... fuck the EPA"
 * "If he had any wisdom... he'd have more wisdom"
 * "Perception Team Whores (Sluts)"
 * "One Goblin couldn't make this much blood, this is at least... two or three goblins"
 * "So what are the three non-sluts doing?"
 * "Rooftop Commandos, Eh?"
 * "It's painful when you use words"
 * "So he's a goblet?"
 * "ah fucking shit baby is what I heard" *singing*
 * "Open the grate if you want to live!"
 * "Thats bathroom talk!"
 * "I see arrow!"
 * "I don't know where your D went!"
 * "He has chain tentacles"
 * "Spicy Poop"
 * "I'm not use to being a non-slut"
 * "You know what they say about a man with a big bonus"
 * "I pour the potion into his new head hole"
 * "GREAT now, open this up so we can all come through!"
 * "Ah, the light emanating from the poop"

Shadow - Andrew

3 August 2020
Before the Game was Cancelled
 * "AJ is from the middle east, I mean midwest" - Chris
 * "Ketchup is the devil's sauce!" - AJ

10 August 2020
God/Lair Actions - Chris Enton/Kolai - Kevin Scoff - AJ Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy Saejin - ZZ Amanda - Willow Shadow - Andrew
 * "I see we have a gnomish standoff"
 * "I mean, I know Vecna was a lot like her"
 * "Poo rags and sad cotton candy imagery"
 * "The EPA doesn't exist, mother nature can take another hit"
 * "Kama had a secret tunnel and when you were in them, they didn't smell of poo"
 * "Kama's stuff is near here but isn't poo-ey"
 * "Baby I can change!"
 * "If you want to get into the poo so bad, go ahead"
 * "Squid Pro Quo"
 * "The urine boys (union boys)"
 * "Lets take a vote, drip her in poo or the easy route?"
 * "Yes they seem to being doing a business"
 * "Why are they more people in my piss hole??"
 * "Its been not great... I don't know who you are, you strange poop covered cat.."
 * "Gobloon"
 * "Is there anyone guarding the poop hole?"
 * "Danny Tanner's Full House of Leathers"
 * "You're named Mat? We can find out >:]"
 * "I'm not happy with the cat"
 * "Danny Tanner's Full House of Leather"
 * "Well he is useless"
 * "Poop Soup Riot *sings*"
 * "What she has herpes??"
 * "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ANAL SEX REFERENCES!"
 * "I mean all tunnels are used for something shady"
 * "Meaty hands"
 * "No. she (Saejin) is fucking greedy, I don't have any of her shit"
 * "They are peeing on products??"
 * "Single Fathers into Piss"
 * "Thieves can't what?"
 * "Cool people can't what?"
 * "Our ancestors rode these poop canals for miles"
 * *Crier shakes tip jar* *Willow hands him dried fish*
 * *willow sexily asks* "Where do you get your piss?"
 * "Uhhh nooo, Tasiii help"
 * "I think I'm Mr. Pokey Stabby's Toy"
 * "Couldn't she turn into a poo snake... or I guess a crocodile"
 * "I'll use your tunnels"
 * "So I could get more blood sacrifices or something... I mean what?"
 * "They're not a language, just symbols"
 * "I can still understand half of it. So I'm gonna act like I'm better than everyone else"
 * "DIP HER IN POO! DIP HER IN POO! DIP HER IN POO!"
 * "Hey, Hey, OUR piss hole"
 * "Mr.Pokey Stabby decided to come out..."

17 August 2020
God/Lair Actions - Chris Enton/Kolai - Kevin Scoff - AJ Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy Saejin - ZZ Amanda - Willow Shadow - Andrew
 * "The party was able to bride Bob Saget into using his piss hole"
 * "One of which is not here, one is an NPC, and the other one is amanda"
 * "I can touch bottom"
 * I have vast poop shoveling experience *proceeds to name various animals*
 * "One dead goblin added to the bag"
 * "I think the quest for moral absolutes is where you are going to be astonished"

24 August 2020
God/Lair Actions - Chris Enton/Kolai - Kevin Scoff - AJ Tempest/Tasi - Ruudy Saejin - ZZ Amanda - Willow Shadow - Andrew
 * "The Assassin's Gloryhole"
 * "Not that I don't like the surprise of someone in my hole, what are you doing back here?"
 * 'Just Balls"
 * "We've been in your hole!"
 * "We wanted him to be interned we didn't want to leave him in turds"
 * "Let me cast Modify Mammory"
 * "Shadow know's his holes"